I GOT A FREAKING JOB!!
Seriously, 3 days before being kicked out, I got a call for an interview and today I went in for said interview. It only lasted about 10ish minutes. But I walked out with the job. So going from not getting a SINGLE callback for the past 4+ months (not even from fast food places) I managed to get through a normally long process in under 48 hours.
Now I have no real way to celebrate this properly. Nor do I have a way to properly thank everyone for the encouraging words they've given me both here and irl. The only thing I can offer is that I start to share some cosplay progress photos from my secret cosplay once I get settled in at the new job.
Again, thanks to everyone for the support! You guys and gals are all the absolute best.